Two weeks ago, Mansfield Glizzies unveiled a small fraction of Glizzies that will be featured in our menu. In the previous blog, we previewed 25 glizzies, each created with its own distinct fingerprint of flavor and toppings. Each created to tantalize, not overwhelm your taste buds and each created with an edge of mystery to keep each glizzie obsessed customer coming back for more. Since the last glizzie unveiling, our list of eats has doubled in size and I am here to officially announce a line of pretentiously delicious glizzies that are in a very special category of their own. Introducing, The Glizzie Diamond Collection.
Before I get into The Glizzie Diamond Collection, I want to provide a glimpse of the overall design of our "regular" glizzies. Each of our glizzies follows the cardinal rule of 3's. This particular rule dictates that each of the glizzies is made with 3 toppings at a very pocket-friendly price point. I want to highlight that these glizzie toppings were selected without the use of the Helen Keller method. Eyes, ears and intent were the driving force behind selecting each ingredient. It was important that the selections not only complemented one another, but also refrained from battling for the top spot on your palette. In short, constructing a glizzie that provided a singularly overwhelming, balanced experience with each bite is our core principle.
The Glizzie Diamond Collection follows the same rules of topping selection, but in 6's. There will be 6 carefully selected toppings on these glizzies, that ultimately serve to create an elitely built glizzie made to be savored, rather than scarfed down.
But what truly makes them stand out goes far beyond the selection of toppings. It's the appreciated confusion you will experience when realizing that you'll be having a five-star gourmet experience on a foot long of suspiciously shaped meat. For this endeavor, I had to go bigger and harder than an engorged bull among his harem of heifers and the end result is magnificent.
This collection is my ode to the real eaters, to the ones that understand that the best of both worlds often includes the joining of conventional and non- conventional materials. To quote a juicy-bootied scholar with an affinity for stallions, these glizzies are...
"...a savage (yeah)Classy, bougie, ratchet (yeah)Sassy, moody, nasty (hey, hey, yeah)Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)What's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)I'm a savage, yeahClassy, bougie, ratchet, yeahSassy, moody, nasty, huhActing stupid, what's happening? BitchWhat's happening? (Ayy, ah)"
They will also be in the $$$ category of purchases and dare I say, worth every penny. I fuckin' double dog dare and have no regrets in doing so, because you will have no regrets when committing to Mansfield Glizzies and our wide range of glizzies that cater to a wide selection of eaters.
